I Won't Stay out of Your Room

Authors note: This is a parody of This Is Just to Say. The tone of this poem is sarcastic and mean. I wrote this to my brother Adam who hordes chips in his room.

I have devoured 

the rest of your chips

that were hidden

in your room

In which 

you were saving

for

your fat self

I'm sorry

but i couldn't resist,

don't worry

I won't buy you more.